ไม่มีงานก็ไม่มีเงิน แต่บางครั้งทำงานก็มีเรื่องที่น่าบ่น น่ารำคาญใจ จนต้องนำมาหยิบยกออกมาระบายเป็นประโยคเด็ด ๆ เพื่อให้ใจรู้สึกผ่อนคลาย ซึ่งในครั้งนี้ เรามาพร้อมกับบทความรวม “50 แคปชั่นทำงาน บ่นงาน ฮาๆ เฉียบ ๆ ภาษาอังกฤษ” ซึ่งมีทั้งสายฮาพาเพื่อนเครียดและสายคำคมเตือนสติเตือนใจให้ทุกท่านสามารถมีกำลังใจที่จะทำงานต่อไปได้ เราไปดูกัน
แคปชั่นทำงาน ภาษาอังกฤษ
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. คนจำนวนมาก
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The elevator to success is out of order. You will have to use the stairs.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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If opportunity doesn’t knock, let build a door first.
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Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
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The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
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We will continue having lots of meetings until we find out why no work is getting done.
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The reward for good work is more work.
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คำคมมนุษย์เงินเดือน ภาษาอังกฤษ
No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do . . . you never know when you’re finished.
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It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was ant smarter.
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The best to finish a hard job fast. Let choose a lazy person to do the job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
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I am glad to have a hardworking friend because I would rather be his friend, than be one.
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If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I ‘m still at work.
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I always give 100% at work: 50% for Monday, 30% Tuesday, 15% Wednesday and last 5% for Thursday and Friday.
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Getting paid to sleep. . . that’s my dream job.
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แคปชั่นบ่นงาน ภาษาอังกฤษ
Work is either fun or drudgery. It depends on your attitude. I like fun.
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Work? Really? Again? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?.
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Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it.
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Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.
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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.
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I like work; It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.
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If we’re a dream team, why don’t we get to take naps at work?
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
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แคปชั่นทำงานฮาๆ กวนๆ ภาษาอังกฤษ
Work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
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I hope when I die, its early in the morning so I don’t go to work that day for no reason.
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Cleaning up is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
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I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back.
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We all know the voices in our heads aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are just too good to ignore.
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Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my co – worker with a keyboard.
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It’s so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working.
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Don’t be confused. Going to work doesn’t make me happy, my paycheck does.
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Warning!! Monday is here, I repeat, Monday is here. This is not a drill.
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Stay an extra hour in the office and on one cares. Arrive 9.05 and everyone loses their minds.
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แคปชั่นสู้งาน ภาษาอังกฤษ
Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.
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Co – workers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.
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I hate when I lose things at work, likes pens, papers, sanity and dreams.
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After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
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Life is beautiful especially on Friday!!
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We have to balance our life. Work 50% and rest 50%.
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It’s hard to soar like an Eagle when you work with turkeys.
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One does not simply, work from home without distraction.
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Don’t rush the process, good things take time.
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
