จบไปแล้วและไม่อยากจำ แต่บางครั้งพากลับไปเจอหรือเลื่อนเห็นภาพบนโซเชียลก็หมั่นไส้ไม่ใช่น้อยสำหรับกรณี “รักเก่า ๆ” ซึ่งแม้ไม่ได้รู้สึกเหมือนเดิมอีกแล้ว แต่ก็เชื่อว่าคงจะมีหลายท่านที่อยากหาคำหรือประโยคเด็ด ๆ มาโพสแหนบแนม ประชดให้เหล่าแฟนเก่าได้รู้สึกเจ็บเล็ก ๆ ดังนั้นในครั้งนี้เราจึงได้เข้าไปสืบค้นหาแคปชั่นประชดแฟนเก่า ภาษาอังกฤษ เลิศ ๆ หรู ๆ มาให้ทุกท่านที่นี่
แคปชั่นประชดแฟนเก่า ภาษาอังกฤษ
An “Ex” is called an “ex” because it’s an Example of what you shouldn’t have again in the future.
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Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.
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Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.
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Dear my ex: Don’t worry I’m not jealous, I already know what kind of shit your downgrade will get already.
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Don’t cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won’t let you see the stars.
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Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”
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I cared, you didn’t, I cried, you laughed. I was hurt, you smiled. I moved on, you realized. Too late.
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I hope your new girlfriend/ boyfriend learns to hate you as much I do.
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I just saw her/ his picture on Facebook, she/he looks like something I draw with my left hand.
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If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and got over it.
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แคปชั่นให้แฟนเก่าเสียดาย
Behind every untrusting girl, is a boy who lied, cheated, and broke his promises to her.
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Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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Everything I used to love about you is what I hate the most about you now!.
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Going back to your ex is like reading a book you have already read. The outcome will always be the same.
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Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
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If you and your ex are still friends, it means you two never really loved each other, or you’re still in love.
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If your ex texts you saying “I miss you” that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.
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It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.
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If you’re not over your EX, then don’t move on Cause you playing with someone else feeling!
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My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing!
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แคปชั่นลืมแฟนเก่าให้ได้ก่อน
My ex? We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.
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My ex – boyfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked him.
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Nobody cares about the past; they care about the present, so get over him.
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One relationship ends but life goes on. Your “EX” was just a stepping stone to something better.
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RIP to the feelings that I had for you.
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Someday, someone is going to thank you for letting me go.
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When the past calls, let it go to voice mail. It has nothing new to say.
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They say “You will never walk alone” but sorry I’m not a Liverpool’s fan.
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You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re – reading the last one.
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend . . . with my car.
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แคปชั่นแฟนเก่า ภาษาอังกฤษ
Always remember that if you’re no good, then you can still be used as a bad example.
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When I asked God for divine punishment, I met you the next day.
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No, you’re not ugly. Your face is probably just out of fashion.
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Let’s share. You take the grenade, I take the pin.
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Revenge doesn’t suit my style. I prefer accidents.
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This is my cup of care. Oh, would you look at that! It’s empty!
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I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.
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The garbage collector is coming tomorrow. Ready yourself.
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Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You are one of them.
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Going back to your EX is like reheating McDonald’s fries.
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แคปชั่นแฟนใหม่ ภาษาอังกฤษ
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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I don’t think much about person from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future.
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Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much than we’re setting for.
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I know my heart will never be the same but I’m telling myself I’ll be okay.
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One of the best times for figuring out who you are and what you really want out of life? Right after a break – up.
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We are all trying to get over the person who broke our hearts. We are all far from perfect.
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All we shared was mattress, and a lie, and an address.
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Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare!
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No baby, you didn’t hurt me. You wrecked me. Know the difference.
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Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my EX’s front yard.
